Viceroy Fizzlebottom
My blogs
| Occupation | Pundit |
|---|---|
| Location | Los Angeles, California |
| Introduction | Jay: The movie of your life story can start with a weird small half-Asian child with a bad moustache walking into a Haunted Forest with his overly Jewish father. Clearly the movie would have that strange sepia color tone that all childhood flashbacks must have. He would then call you a chicken shit and everyone would point and laugh. Then star swipe, transition to you sitting on a toilet crying, eating rice on Hannukah. The movie would end when you come back from Los Angeles to confront your alcoholic farming family and step in a big pile of chicken shit....just before launching a rocket into your childhood home. Symbolism. |