Christopher B. Egbert
| Gender | Male |
|---|---|
| Industry | Sports or Recreation |
| Occupation | Rodeo Clown |
| Location | Louisville, Kentucky, United States |
| Introduction | Married, historic Baptist, funny, essayist, broken but in recovery, liberal. Loves dogs - fears cats. |
| Interests | Aikido,collage and assemblage art, writing funny essays, making people laugh. |
| Favorite movies | LotR trilogy, The Fall, The Piano, The Quiet Man, The Secret of Roan Inish, Jeremiah Johnson, Arsenic and Old Lace, Harvey. |
| Favorite music | Bruce Cockburn, Bruce Springsteen, Glee, Shawn Phillips, Jethro Tull, Cat Stevens. |
| Favorite books | Watership Down, the Gospel of Luke, Beekeeper's Apprentice series, Harry Dresden series, Lord Peter Wimsey series |
Your bow is not broken but you've run out of arrows. How can you fake being a bard?
Exactly unlike the following: A rutabaga is as good as a turnip for display purposes.