Industry	Arts
Location	Queensland, Australia
Introduction	Kieran Evans is in his early 20's and specializes in making other people smile. When not writing, he can be found spamming updates in the far reaches of social networking sites and off-topic forums, flirting shamelessly and trying to sway people under his banner and alter ego, [the] Dark Lord Duckie. He also enjoys being randomly kidnapped by friends whilst minding his own business; being locked in car trunks; NERF battles; flashmobs/pranks; hitting on RAs/prefects; and finding sand/sugar/numbers in his jacket pockets after nights out. In between his net surfing, skirmishes and claustrophobic bruised wanderings, you can track him down at borderlinesanity91@gmail.com for a casual chat.
Interests	Harry Potter books/films/fan fiction. Story writing, song composition, poetry, literature, AoE 1&2, (Wo)Warcraft 1,2,3
Favorite movies	HP 1-7 (I know, now quiet) anything romantic/explodey/action packed/horror/etc etc. I'm not that picky, really. Bang! Bang! You're dead.
Favorite music	Anything that IS NOT scream, emo, death metal, rap. Greyson Chance - he's everything JB wishes s/he was. ^_^
Favorite books	More like Favourite ...interests... :P Harry Potter. Fantasy. Romance. Time Travel. I enjoy Harry Potter fanfiction, webcomics and the odd YouTube vid. I don't do many sports apart from recreational beach volleyball and sailing =P. I LOVE HARRY POTTER! yells from rooftops I enjoy throwing pina coladas at people who get caught in the rain, jumping in puddles, my own form of dancing and I can always be persuaded to do something slightly crazy and/or remotely childish. Whats life without a bit of fun and a lot of risk? Remarkably boring... Don't be a stranger, Duckie.

How do you pronounce the 'g' in bologna?

How 'bout, how do I eat it without slurping or cutting it and looking like an uptight posh bastard?