Ryan Keely
My blogs
| Gender | Female |
|---|---|
| Industry | Internet |
| Occupation | Sex Terrorist |
| Location | CA/NY/WA/LA/TX/FL, United States |
| Introduction | Hailing from a time not yet past, Ryan Keely, literal femme fetale and friend to the unicorn, is here to better prepare for the coming zombie epidemic the second time around. Having already seen the bleak not-so-distant future, she returns to kill her former, weaker self and infiltrate an unknowing world of drones and ill-prepared consumers. Constantly training her body and practicing her skills with a 44, a machete, and a crossbow it’s a wonder she still finds time to still fulfill her oftentimes unquenchable sexual needs and desires. In between training (and sometimes during) she is helping to stockpile a cache of sexually stimulating images and materials for the people of the future. “In the future there are zombies, but people are still horny”- Ryan Keely |
| Interests | Art, Reading, Music, Hiking, Kayaking, Travel, Photography, Theater, Fine Dining, Killing Zombies, Dancing, Side Ponytails, Hanging out with Unicorns, Robots, Swedish Research Assistants |
| Favorite movies | Ichi the Killer, Ninja Scroll, Cowboy BeBop, Arrested Development, X Files, Breakfast at Tiffany's, The Princess Bride, Grindhouse, Demolition Man, Juno, The Guys and Girls Guide to Getting Down, Paprika, Suicide Club, Battle Royale, Hang the Red Lantern, Les Bitches, The Birds, Top Hat, Mommy Dearest, Sunset Boulevard, Aeon Flux, ShampooShark Skin Man Peach Hip Girl, The Returner, Six String Samuri, The Returner, Shaun of the Dead, |
| Favorite music | Chromeo, Moloko, Tom Waits, Sage Francis, Velvet Underground, Nirvana, Manu Chau, Ghostland Observeitory, Bonde du Role, Los Amigos Invisiables |
| Favorite books | The Zombie Survival Guide, The Razor's Edge, Of Human Bondage, Dangerous Angels, Invisible Monsters, Tank Girl, The Filth, Harry Potter, This is Modern Art, The Walking Dead |
You've just inherited a manufacturing plant that specializes in plastics. What are you going to make?
Depending on the on the previous success of said company I may briefly build it up, turn around and sell within in a year. Making....money