Earth Muffin
| Gender | Female |
|---|---|
| Industry | Education |
| Occupation | Behavior Disorder Teacher |
| Location | Alton, IL, United States |
| Introduction | Happily married to a great guy who is not allowed to touch the laundry or buy the groceries. Two sons: Big M., my 12 year old, who has recently started caring about how he smells; Little M., my 7 year old, who has a way of charming every pretty waitress he meets. One far-away stepson, age 21, who thinks he's Kanye West even though he is white...and German. I love strong, black Sumatran coffee, garlic, dark chocolate, yoga and the Rolling Stones. Champagne is my Kryptonite. |
| Interests | my family, natural living, theater, reading, microbrews and reislings, vegetarian cooking, yoga |
| Favorite movies | High Fidelity, Big Fish, Dazed and Confused, Fargo, Almost Famous, Wizard of Oz, Virgin Suicides, Little Miss Sunshine, The Graduate...the list could go on and on! |
| Favorite music | Rolling Stones, Indigo Girls, Beatles, Allman Brothers, Grateful Dead, White Stripes, Lyle Lovett, Norah Jones, Johnny Cash, Pixies, Broadway musicals, Beastie Boys...again, the list could go on forever. |
| Favorite books | To Kill a Mockingbird, The Red Tent, Memoirs of a Geisha, Catcher in the Rye, Fast Food Nation, The Jungle, Lolita, The Thorn Birds, anything by Alice Walker, Tom Robbins, John Steinbeck and Chuck Palahniuk, and once again, the list could go on. |
Your people want to make a statue in your honor. What will it be made out of and what victory will it commemorate?
It would be made of recycled materials of various sorts and would commemorate my ability to spew forth my young without the aid of pain-killing drugs.