Gender	Female
Industry	Communications or Media
Occupation	Staff Writer/Designer at an arts & entertainment weekly newspaper, plus I work part time in a tanning salon.
Location	Northeastern Pennsylvania, United States
Introduction	Here you will learn that: I live to journal, blog, Twitter and pen haiku/tanka about almost anything - inappropriate or otherwise. I've always been obsessed with food - talking/writing about it, wondering what's for lunch/dinner/snack/etc - but as I am always questing to eat better and lose weight, I'm really trying to break up with that obsession. I love music, stilettos, flip-flops, mint ChapStick, Wild Turkey American Honey, Stegmaier beer and being in my jammies. I quest to find the Perfect Red Lip Color. Sometimes my bra straps show. I talk to myself. Join the conversation won't you? It won't hurt but for a minute.
Interests	Writing, reading, thinking. dreaming, learning, walking, getting healthy, vodka -- in any given order.
Favorite movies	Classics, comedy, Gerard Butler, Steve McQueen, some rom-com, vampires.
Favorite music	Led Zeppelin, '80s hair metal, classic rock, jazz, standards.
Favorite books	Classics and Lit like Kerouac, Capote, Dorothy Parker, Chekhov, Ayn Rand, "The Historian," vampire, and about a million others.

You're trapped in a well with a goat and a slinky. Describe how you will escape.

I'd play with the slinky whilst singing the "Log Song" from "Ren & Stimpy" and obsess about how bad the metal made my hand smell (whilst constantly smelling my hand, naturally). The goat and I would have a goat party until the cows came home to rescue us.