Greg
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| Gender | Male |
|---|---|
| Industry | Business Services |
| Location | Windham, ME, United States |
| Introduction | I once cooked a hamburger for Joan Rivers. Actually, I thought it was for her, but she ended up feeding it to this little toy dog she carried around with her. I suppose I have to leave it up to you to decide whether that is noteworthy. I also almost drowned as a kid--for some reason I remember less about that story. |
| Interests | Looking for a better way. |
You've been invited to a fancy ball but the only thing you have to wear is an orange wooly jumper. What shoes do you wear?
This actually happened to me in real life, so I can honestly say that although I put a lot of thought into the final decision, I was barefoot so quick after getting there, it hardly mattered.