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About me

Gender Male
Introduction Transplanted Californian living in the Midwest. Married to my dream-girl with three grown kids and two beautiful granddaughters. In the words of Joe Walsh, "Life's been good to me so far."
Interests Movies, Weight Loss, SF Giants, SF 49ers, Reading, History
Favorite Movies Saving Private Ryan, Three Amigos, Shawshank Redemption, It's a Wonderful Life, Field of Dreams
Favorite Music Dire Straits, Barenaked Ladies, Ben Folds Five, Weezer, They Might be Giants, Five Iron Frenzy, The King's Singers
Favorite Books Winds of War/War and Rememberance, Season on the Brink, Band of Brothers

You've got to make contact with the alien leader. How will you tell when the conversation is finished?

When his lips fall off.