marc
My blogs
| Gender | Male |
|---|---|
| Occupation | Production |
| Location | Sherman Oaks, California, United States |
| Introduction | When I was an English major, I used to want to be an English professor just so I could teach a class at a university about why Charles Dickens sucked so much ass. I laugh at my own jokes because they're funnier than your jokes. I've never owned a trucker hat. I know how to fix most things. I can make a gourmet meal out of damn near anything. I own a bowling pin salvaged from the Hollywood Star Lanes on the closing night and autographed by the owner. I have a blue robe with my name embroidered on it. I own a tuxedo. I have a big black leather chair that I like to sit in. I like to say things that make people uncomfortable (like the back seat of a volkswagen). I am the best driver in the world. I can do fancy zippo tricks. I'm not original. I don't like people that think that they are. Hmmmmm, oh yeah, the anechoic nebula rotating in my brain is persuading me contritely to persist. |
| Interests | bowling, drinking, going to shows, more drinkin', zippos, stripey gee-tahrs, shooting pool, playing cards, any kind of gambling, naked chicks, tv, 80s dancing, pills and smoke |
| Favorite movies | mallrats, clerks, wayne's world, the big lebowski, o' brother where art thou?, ferris bueller's day off, fast times at ridgemont high, roger and me, empire records, detroit rock city, this is spinal tap, lock stock and two smoking barrels, snatch, blazing saddles, spaceballs, office space, old school, van wilder, hackers, pulp fiction, reservoir dogs, the indiana jones trilogy, back to the future trilogy, swingers, made, revenge of the nerds 1 and 2 |
| Favorite music | the bouncing souls, youth brigade, bad religion, swingin' utters, the forgotten, the unseen, the beltones, dropkick murphys, blitz, angelic upstarts, street dogs, johnny cash, the clash, one man army, stiff little fingers, pistol grip, cock sparrer, angel city outcasts, billy bragg, desmond dekker, blue collar special, descendents, filthy thieving bastards, hudson falcons, the gc5, nofx, billy idol, the cure, men without hats, the vapors, the knack, tommy tutone, rick springfield, bon jovi, poison, whitesnake, duran duran, oingo boingo, simple minds, aerosmith, cheap trick |
You're going to the moon! What did you forget to pack?
Rubbers.