Harpy Celaeno
| Location | crawl space, your attic, United States |
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| Introduction | You’re asking the wrong person. Opinionated but largely apathetic in terms of action. Vain without being materialistic. Of my trivial interests the standouts are beauty fakery, interior design, medical advancements in the elimination of cellulite, and crappy cereal. Occasionally I may say something offensive. Take it with a grain of salt for I am a person of no great importance with a taste for electric lemonade. |
| Interests | Me and mine. |
| Favorite Movies | Pootie Tang, Labyrinth, Terms of Endearment, Kung Fu Hustle, Watchmen, Death Becomes Her, Nightmare Before Christmas, Dog Day Afternoon |
| Favorite Music | Broken Bells, Gorillaz, Vampire Weekend, off the top of my head |
| Favorite Books | most works by David Sedaris, Geek Love, Metamorphosis, Infinite Variety, The Lovely Bones, There Must Be More to Life, Look Me in the Eye |