samantha stretch
My blogs
| Gender | Female |
|---|---|
| Location | Melbourne, VIC |
| Introduction | I LOVE polskie OGURKI(polish ghurkins) They are TASTY, SALTY, and oh so HEALTHY! every WOMAN should invent at least ONE CRASH DIET, this is MINE! + I love a bit of wine. REALLY, they should make wine glasses bigger. I have zero tollerance for AUSTRALIAN STARNDARD DRINKS. Who's standards are we talking about? So i usually fill em up, until its, lets say, 25mmleft to the RIMM..... OR: i just SKIPP the glass part...who wants to do the dishes ANYWAY???! WHERE THE FUCK DO I COME FROM? WELL, let me tell you: I am a shy Polish/Swedish houswife, very domesticated, trigger happy, into german sausage making. BORN in the high hills of the Gdansk Mountains, raised by a BUTCHER dad and a FARMER mum. They teached me all i needed to know about SAUSAGE making, MILKING, and other life saving activities. I didnt go to school, as my folks believed in an all BIBLE, all HOME made educational style. It's therefore very natural for me to be a housewife. I also like to BLEACH....hmmm i like when my kitchen bench is SHINY...CLEAN and NON STICKY. If i feel down....or if the sun is not out....i just take out my little spray bottle and BLEACH AWAY! |
| Interests | RADIO SHOW MAKING, stalking bands, I love manly man boys with tattoes.cooking food, looking pretty, helping ugly women look better etc |
| Favorite Movies | SWEDISH FILMS - i now owe my VERY OWN 3CCD camera! Soon to come EXCITING projects!!!!!!! |
| Favorite Music | do you really need to ASK? THE BLOW WAVES OFFCOURSE!!! www.myspace.com/theblowwaves HAVE YOU SEEN THIS BAND LIVE YET? If not you haven't lived. TRUST me on that one. + i ALSO have a RADIO SHOW!!! OH yes DARLINKAS! its called IN BED WITH SAMMY. The show has now moved to its NEW online home @ www.waveradio.gr You will be able to get ya WEEKLY darlinka FIX from 10pm local ATHENS TIME. stay tuned for more info on the podcasts. |
| Favorite Books | WHO WEEKLY, New Idea, OK magazine, FAMOUS |
You're going to the moon! What did you forget to pack?
WHAT IS YOUR FAV TYPE OF SAUSAGE?