[LawClerk]
| Gender | Male |
|---|---|
| Industry | Law |
| Occupation | lackey, er, judicial law clerk |
| Location | Hudson, WI (Stillwater without the pretense), United States |
| Introduction | often mistaken for a younger and more cynical man |
| Interests | my wife and kids (really,) "indie" rock, walking, reading, relatively careful abuse of ethanol |
| Favorite movies | anything with that delightful adam sandler |
| Favorite music | anything with lots of synth washes |
| Favorite books | anything available as a trade paperback |
Oscillate my metallic sonatas with your plan for the Panama canal:
On the one hand there are nonsequiturs, and on the other hand there is mere gibberish. This is the latter.