Industry	Biotech
Occupation	Space Dwarf Mutator and Propagandist, Class Mithril
Location	Allstone Rock City, Betwixt BC & BU
Introduction	I am made of lead. And plastic. Spikes on the outside, poison on the inside. So don't eat me. Stupid Nids.
Interests	Converting Chaos Squats until my fingers bleed. Ok, converting Chaos Squats until 5 to 15 minutes after the blood starts flowing.
Favorite movies	None. They are not made of gold or beer. Fine. It's Xanadu.
Favorite music	Blood for the Blood God! Bones for the Bone Throne! Skulls for General Decorative Purposes!
Favorite books	Citadel Miniatures 1991 Blue & Red Catalogs. PLoS One.

You're trapped in a well with a goat and a slinky. Describe how you will escape.

We are Dwarfs. We like being in wells. It is the goat that is in trouble. We will use the slinky and goat byproducts to radio for tunnel-boring equipment. Then we will dig the well deeper.