GreatBeefalo

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About me

Gender Male
Occupation Brinks armored truck driver
Location Lubbock, Texas, United States
Introduction Tragically, I was born in the 80s, thereby preventing me from fully developing into cognitive consciousness. Luckily for me, I have the internet, so that replaces the nerve centers of my brain responsible for free thinking.
Favorite Books anything by Ray Bradbury, The Postman (but NOT THE MOVIE), C.S. Lewis, a little Dante every now and then

If you were a pirate, how would you avoid laughing when saying "poop deck"?

Keep a cutlass between my jolly ol' teeth.