Gender	Male
Industry	Arts
Occupation	student
Location	Provo, Utah, United States
Interests	theatre, Theater, writing, reading, film, plays, theatre theory, directing, eating, history of theare, Theatre Isms, Juggling, Unicycling, photography, remembering, music, postmodernism, absurdism, Theater of Cruelty, expressionism, DADA, surrealism, Naturalism, Not Futurism, rain, wishing, wanting, hoping, being sober, Andy Kaufman, Tony Clifton, Et cetera,
Favorite movies	Synecdoche: New York, Man on the Moon, Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind, Garden State, I (heart) Huckabees, Juno, The Shape of Things, Pulp Fiction, Donnie Darko, Death to Smootchy, Rushmore, La Vie En Rose, Science of Sleep, Perfume, The Last Kiss, Conversation(s) with other women,
Favorite music	The Decemberists, Devendra Banhart, The Espers, Bon Iver, The Shins, Loreena McKennitt, The Ditty bops, The Dittybops, Colby Stead, Jens Lekman, Simon and Garfunkel, Iron and Wine, They Might Be Giants, The Frames, Sia, The Swell Season, Band of Horses, Nina Nastasia, Heather Duby, Rosie Thomas, The Eden Express, William Fitzsimmons,
Favorite books	Theater and it's Double- Antonin Arteaud, A Director Prepares - Anne Bogart, The Empty Space - Peter Brook, The Walrus Was Paul - Gary Patterson, Dilbert - Scott Adams, The increasingly inaccurately named Hitchhikers Trilogy - Douglas Adams,

You've got to make contact with the alien leader. How will you tell when the conversation is finished?

When he hangs up. . . Or when his cronies start probing me in weird places.