Sonata
My blogs
| Gender | Male |
|---|---|
| Industry | Military |
| Location | Baltimore, Maryland, United States |
| Introduction | I'm a bit of a poet, an artist, and a minor theorist. Like to sit back, relax, and wonder about life's mysteries... I like to joke, some things in my blog (mainly the offensive stuff) you shouldn't take seriously... because it embodies everything that's wrong with today's generation... |
| Interests | Skateboarding, Video Games, Girls, Life |
| Favorite movies | V for Vendetta, Inside Man, Crash, 300, I am Legend... there are more but I couldn't possible think of them all... |
| Favorite music | Pop, I just discovered... |
| Favorite books | Phantom Tollbooth, Holes, there are more of these too... |
For your birthday, your aunt gave you a maple syrup dispenser shaped like a rooster. Please write her a thank-you note:
Why the fuck do I need a syrup dispenser? This is why they make bottles. Do you think I'm just sitting in my backyard under a maple tree, holding a pancake in the air? Auntie, you suck. I rather have just got the money. And what the hell does a rooster have to do with syrup anyway?