kyknoord
| Gender | Male |
|---|---|
| Industry | Engineering |
| Occupation | Pessimist |
| Location | Cape Town, Western Cape, South Africa |
| Introduction | Soldier of fortune, international lover, cult leader and professional curmudgeon. Drains a speciality. |
| Interests | Sleeping and praying for death when awake |
| Favorite movies | The one with what's-his-name, where they did that thing. |
| Favorite music | The vacuum cleaner concerto for three vacuum cleaners and string orchestra in F# minor by Ivor Chestykoff. |
| Favorite books | The dictionary, the report on my desk that I'm supposed to review by Friday and this pamphlet for THE BEST DEALS IN TOWN! |
How is an ankle unlike a consequence?
In the verdant catastrophe of forgotten elephants, the defenestration is exposed.