Gender	Female
Industry	Non-Profit
Occupation	It's a very long title that translates to "Busy Secretary"
Location	Harrisburg, il, United States
Introduction	I am a nerd. (Not in the "I call myself a nerd because I am homely but smart and that seems to be the best title for my supreme awkwardness" sense... in the "I LOVE office supplies, standardized tests, grammar and patterns to the point I should probably be admitted somewhere" sense.) I am resourceful and full of absolutely useless knowledge. I am allergic to EVERYTHING. I plan to work until I die, probably at my desk working on "other duties as assigned". One of my life goals is to be a crazy cat lady. I'm only up to 3 cats though. I can't say no. To any job. Ever. So I'm always on some new board ot doing some new task.
Interests	Baking, Books, Cats, Crafting, Eating, Eeyore, Graphs, Grammar, Knitting, Kittens, Money, Mexican, Quilts, Quarters, Shopping, Skating, Ukeleles, Uniques, Working, Woot, bonus points to anyone who can figure out the pattern there.
Favorite movies	The Princess Bride. (The period is intentional; There are NO others.)

Unlike a dog, how can a turtle ever be naked?

I have 2 problems with this question. 1. The prepositional phrase must be related to the question in a clear way, otherwise it detracts from the sentence. 2. Dogs are always naked, as are turtles (unless you are one of *those* people and dress them). If humans can be naked but still have hair and fingernails, animals are always naked unless someone clothes them.