Li'l Em
| Gender | Female |
|---|---|
| Occupation | writer, lover, shit-disturber |
| Location | Mayberry, Midwest, United States |
| Introduction | Hunter S. Thompson once said, "When the going gets weird, the weird turn pro." I heed his instructions carefully. |
Your people want to make a statue in your honor. What will it be made out of and what victory will it commemorate?
A statue in my honor could only be constructed out of old auto parts, orange crates, spent shell casings, fishing wire, and a little spit and shoe polish. It would of course commemorate the day that I finally let go of all the fear and loathing and fully embraced the madness. And ate a whole pie. By myself. No, really.