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| Gender | Female |
|---|---|
| Industry | Government |
| Occupation | Statistician/Analyst |
| Location | Springfield, Virginia, United States |
| Introduction | I never know how to introduce myself, so let us just start with the good stuff. My name is Lauren and I was born without thumbs meaning I only have four fingers on each hand. It's true. It's a big, long story and you should ask me about it sometime unless you already knew about it. But no worries because I can still play the piano and verbally abuse you when my fingers can't quite do the trick. At any rate, I'm pretty funny and arguably unique. In fact, others don't quite know how to describe me so they've coined my last name as a descriptive word to use when someone is either ridiculous, hilarious, hyperactive, crass, blunt, ragefull, or chill. I'm not sure how the last name descriptor has come to mean all those things, but it has. I'm open-minded, energetic, and forgetfull. Also, I have the age-old Irish temper so many people speak of - peppered with a bit of Italian temper. However, I like to laugh a lot. It's good for you because it reduces stress and could quite possibly add 15 years to your life... some doctors say. Seeing that I am undoubtedly jocular that means I'm good for you! So a healthy dose of me and activia is all you need to feel regular again. |
| Interests | Dive bars, cards, friends, laughing, hiking, camping, movies, music, karaoke, basketball, hockey, football, psychology, theology, philosophy, books, cartoons, shows/concerts |
| Favorite movies | Shawshank Redemption, The Spongebob Squarepants Movie, Chocolat, Wait Until Dark, Noises Off, What's Up Doc? |
| Favorite books | The Grapese of Wrath, The Tao of Pooh, The Five People You Meet in Heaven, The Shack, The Bluest Eye, Cry The Beloved Country |