Gender	Female
Industry	Law Enforcement or Security
Occupation	Police Telecommunicator
Location	Pittsboro, North Carolina, United States
Introduction	I'm 34 and live on 10 acres in the middle of nowhere w/ my husband and small domestic zoo. I work too much and sleep too little. I'm passionate about finding something to be passionate about. I indulge in retail therapy. I'm addicted to chapstick. I tend to speak before I think. I talk too fast and have a tendency to babble. I'm an idealist. I love animals and nature. I hate politics. I think cheese makes everything better. I talk to my pets as if they understand me.
Interests	photography, reading, laughing, outdoors, geology, ornithology, astrology, horoscopes, history, renaissance faires, environmental conservation, animal rescue, shopping, Virginia Tech football, roller coasters, traveling, the beach, laughing, licking batteries, and did I mention laughing?
Favorite movies	Star Wars, LOTR, Harry Potter, Life of David Gale, Disney movies, Troy, A League of Their Own, The Sandlot, Now and Then, Napoleon Dynomite, Run Lola Run, Adaptation, Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind, Office Space, Bruce Almighty, Pirates of the Carribean, The Salton Sea, Indiana Jones, Girl Interrupted
Favorite music	little bit of everything, Bare Naked Ladies, Rusted Root, Lily Allen, Stone Temple Pilots, Anna Nalick, Camera Obscura, Mediaeval Baebes
Favorite books	Harry Potter series, Good in Bed, Little Earthquakes, In Her Shoes, Perfume, Clockwork Orange, Pillars of the Earth, Hitchhikers Guide to the Galaxy, The Most Dangerous Game, A Separate Peace, Patricia Cornwell's Kay Scarpetta series, JD Robb's Eve Dallas series, Dean Koontz, Christine Feehan's Carpathian novels(vampire romance)

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