The Chief
| Occupation | Analyst Therapist |
|---|---|
| Location | Moon, Space, Vatican City |
| Links | Audio Clip |
| Introduction | I was christened Wannahockaloogy by our tribal leader. He was a bitter old man with throat cancer who believed that, to truly hock a loogie, one must not retrieve the phlegm from the throat, but from the soul. His weakened, delirious state made it easy for me to overthrow him and seize control. Now, I am the chief and I have internet access. Beware, delirious smoking populace. Beware. |
| Interests | Satan, Clogging, Spinal Piercings |
| Favorite movies | The, Kind, With, Sound, And, In, Color |
| Favorite music | The, Kind, With, Rhythm, And, Lyrics |
| Favorite books | The, Kind, That, Burn |