Prince of Puke

My blogs

Gender	Male
Occupation	waiter
Location	Bronx, NY, United States
Introduction	A cranky misanthropic former-academic genius currently existing in a state of fallen grace. Once held dreams of being an astronaut or famous writer, currently employed as a waiter at a restaurant in NYC. Terrified of alien abduction. Doesn't sleep. Overeats. Overdrinks. Overthinks. Underthinks. Doesn't do anything right.
Interests	Food, sex, books, video games, faked nihilism
Favorite Movies	Don't Tell Mom the Babysitter's Dead, Pink Flamingos.
Favorite Music	Tori Amos, Courtney Love, PJ Harvey. All the old 90s bitches. With a current fascination with awful gay pop garbage (hello Britney...)
Favorite Books	Too difficult to answer. But if my house was on fire and I had to run into my room to save some stuff, I might grab my Jane Austen collection.

In the dream where you show up to school naked, why do you never go swimming?

I went to Catholic school... we didn't have a fucking pool.