Wordbender
My blogs
| Gender | Male |
|---|---|
| Industry | Arts |
| Occupation | Freelance Content creator, Writer. |
| Location | Thane, Maharashtra, India |
| Introduction | Ah, creative content! My spellings are vernacular, my punctuation is all over the place, my sentence construction makes you to wonder whether am saying something or asking a question. I nullify time with my grammar and syntax, so the reader is challenged to understand past, present, and future in my sentences. The result is always a brilliant reader who has forgotten why he started reading the text... I can deliver crap content in minutes, but I’ll pretend it takes a few hours to write your original, crisp, hard-hitting content – because hey, all am going to do is copy-paste sections of different sources from Google, for your assignment. You know I do research because I will reproduce parts of the research in your article without re-arranging the words. If am selling something, my content is assured to encourage the customer to look elsewhere, in some cases they may even give up the idea of buying. Of course, you can ask me for a 500 word qualifying sample, free of charge, even though you cannot frame your sentence correctly on FB – because this allows me to understand your grasp of the language with which you’ll judge my work. +91 8451865822. Jacob. |
| Interests | Photography, Writing, Reading, Drumming, Long distance riding, Paragliding |
| Favorite Movies | Lord of the Rings, The 13th Warrior, The Perfect Storm, Ocean's Eleven, Casino Royale, The Italian Job, Driving Miss Daisy, Beyond Enemy Lines, Fringe Series and more... |
| Favorite Music | Trance, Popular, Instrumental, Filmy. |
| Favorite Books | The Idiot, Brave New World, Adventures of a Reluctant Messiah, Carlos Castaneda series, Osho, The World's Greatest Salesman, Tale of Two Cities, Lord of the Rings and too many more to list here. |