Gender	Female
Occupation	Baker, Pundit, Frau of House Effingby
Location	Lancaster, Pennsylvania, United States
Introduction	Children like me, really, they do. They always do once they stop crying.
Favorite music	Bach, Brahms, Chopin, Mompou, aw hell, all things classical
Favorite books	Everything by Mark Twain, and the Good Catholic Saints

Come up with some possible band names for your group that features a washboard and a styrofoam tuba.

The Twenty Percent Recycled Band.