Gender	Female
Industry	Internet
Occupation	boring internet vp
Location	New York City, New York, United States
Introduction	I am a sass. And sometimes I wear two socks. Sometimes one. I'm also a mommy of two cats, a second wife (to Mr.T), a runner who will never look athletic, a smartypants, a new yorker at heart but masshole by birth, a shopaholic, a boring ex-accountant turned internet exec, a foodie, a watcher of too much crappy tv, a cheese addict (probably the reason I'll never look athletic), and a wine snob. Oh, and I wish I had an afro. sassytwosocks [at] gmail [dot] com

You've been invited to a fancy ball but the only thing you have to wear is an orange wooly jumper. What shoes do you wear?

My highest heels, probably the platform ones with gorgeous pleated taupe leather. I'd also wear great long gold necklaces and a crazy hairdo (like an afro), to distract from the hideous sack I'm wearing. But I look good in orange, so it's all good.