My blogs

Blogs I follow

Gender	Male
Industry	Fashion
Occupation	Chest Toupee Model
Location	United States
Introduction	I'm always right, and I never lie. I am the first lady of the land, and I have a right to cover my face.
Interests	Yeast, fencing, ballroom dancing, lion wrestling, dancing with liars.
Favorite movies	The Terror of Tiny Town
Favorite music	Marches. Sousa! Sousa! Sousa!
Favorite books	Uncle Fred In The Springtime, by P.G. Wodehouse

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