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About me

Gender FEMALE
Occupation Super mum, Hot mess
Location Den Haag, Zuid-Holland, Netherlands
Introduction Zoƫ is an English woman living in the Netherlands with her Dutch husband, a lethargic Spanish greyhound and a Machiavellian toddler. Out to prove that the mums that create pinterest worthy bento lunchboxes or adorable hand-sewn toddler outfits in the space of a 40 minute nap are dirty liars. Come for the eye rolling grammatical fails and stay for the crappy instagram photography, and her latest illustrations. What more could you ask for? P.S. She enjoys the swears.
Interests Crafty crafty crafty crafts, Absolutely anything crafty that can capture my hold my addled ADD brain.
Favorite Movies Couldn't even begin to start with that list.
Favorite Music Blues, modern folk, anything not plastic pop really.

How much wood would a wood chuck chuck, if a wood chuck could chuck wood?