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Location	Where I lay My Hat Is My Home, United States
Introduction	In this age, a water bottle is an efficient item that anyone should possess. The web allows for streaming radio, and water bottles allow for streaming hydration. ...Peanut Butter... _____________________ 30 minutes following my birth in Lodi Memorial Hospital the San Andreas fault rippled, inflicting a power surge that supercharged my hospital crib, sending electricity flying throughout my room. This initiated a chemical reaction with an inconveniently placed vat of super-deadly, super-toxic waste. As the vat burst, my body was inescapably covered in this blue goo. For unknown reasons, the goo seeped deep into my pores and infiltrated my heart. The effects: green pigmentation... and heart disease, leading to my ability to cough forcefully with 42,000lbs of pressure.

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Where I lay My Hat Is My Home, United States

Introduction

In this age, a water bottle is an efficient item that anyone should possess. The web allows for streaming radio, and water bottles allow for streaming hydration. ...Peanut Butter... _____________________ 30 minutes following my birth in Lodi Memorial Hospital the San Andreas fault rippled, inflicting a power surge that supercharged my hospital crib, sending electricity flying throughout my room. This initiated a chemical reaction with an inconveniently placed vat of super-deadly, super-toxic waste. As the vat burst, my body was inescapably covered in this blue goo. For unknown reasons, the goo seeped deep into my pores and infiltrated my heart. The effects: green pigmentation... and heart disease, leading to my ability to cough forcefully with 42,000lbs of pressure.