Phil
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| Gender | Male |
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| Location | Middleville, Michigan, United States |
| Introduction | Every minute of every day is just a joke waiting to happen. Don't miss it. |
| Interests | Getting a computer that doesn't sounds like a lawnmower, Friends (not the TV show), making it cool for white people to call each other "cracker" |
| Favorite Movies | The Replacement Killers, Batman Begins, Better Off Dead, America's Sweethearts, Final Fantasy 7: Advent Children, Serenity, The Bourne Films, Good Will Hunting, I could keep going but I'll stop |
| Favorite Music | Project 86, Regina Spektor, Disturbed, Mudvayne, Ray Lamontagne, Hem, Smashing Pumpkins, Anti-Flag, Baek Ji Young (holla Koreans!) |
| Favorite Books | Farenheit 451-Ray Bradbury, Flowers For Algernon-Daniel Keyes, Cat's Cradle-Vonnegut, Harry Potter Series-Rowling, Inheritance Trilogy- Paollini, Song of Ice and Fire series-George R.R. Martin, Kingdoms of Thorn and Bone series-Greg Keyes, Anything by Stephen King or Dean Koontz (with some notable exceptions) and let's not forget Gary Braunbeck, The "Storm" series-Joe Lawson |
Your superpower is that you smell like dandelions whenever someone lies. How will you maintain your secret identity?
Wear lots of cologne... or stay drunk on dandelion wine (which is assy) to cover for the smell.