Eli
My blogs
Blogs I follow
- Duggars Without Pity
- GET INSPIRED...GET FIT
- Hyperbole and a Half
- I love to rant
- My life in pictures...
| Gender | Female |
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| Location | Tampa, FL, United States |
| Introduction | It's not that I'm mean - it's just that I'm honest.I absolutely love to rant - it's a natural talent and I can't help myself. I love all my friends in Tampa but I still miss my Gerdy out in Dallas - she's my soulmate and the only person that really understands me and can keep up with me! I have a terrible memory and rarely remember that time I was so funny and did such and such. It is funny to hear you try to describe it to me though - I still won't remember. If it weren't for my friends, I'd have no recollection of college whatsoever. My favorite food is turnip greens. I love country music even though it makes me sad. I don't think people use the word "hate" enough because they are afraid of expressing themselves. I call shopping "carts" at the grocery store shoppin' buggies. I also pronounce "come on" as "comeown". Just like that - one word. I'm a notorious drunk dialer so don't give me your number if you don't want me to sing to you at 2:30 in the morning. |
| Interests | THINGS I LOVE: My cat, Taylor and my girls, my Ipod, long baths with a glass of wine and a cigarette, Mexican food, sushi, shopping with other people's money, massages, laughing til I snort, making fun of people with Tay (hey at least I'm honest), boating, fishing, doing my infamous air guitar, reading, laying in bed all day watching movies and eating junk food, Jack and Coke, watching a man iron his own clothes (is there anything sexier?), spooning (such a dork I know), dancing (especially interpretive dance), the beach, and travelling..................................THINGS I HATE: everything else. |
| Favorite Movies | Super Troopers and all the funny Vince Vaughn/Will Ferrell movies, Love Actually, Moulin Rouge, Goodfellas, Steel Magnolias, The Shawshank Redemption, Labyrinth, The Boondock Saints, The Emperor's New Groove, Ace Ventura, The Family Man and on and on... |
| Favorite Music | I love country so shut up! But I also love almost everything else - my mood typically determines what I'm listening to. Some of my all time favs are: George Strait, David Bowie, Coldplay, Radiohead, Nirvana, DMB, Patsy Cline, Elvis, and Queen. |
How do chickens and roosters do it? Do roosters have penises?