About me

Occupation	Amateur-crastinator
Introduction	Am funny, odd, and distorted. Am Type-A bright: which translated means: know a little about a lot, but have to work for it. Am an irrepressible smaht-ass who does have her moments. And am an ever-hopeful cynic, who sees the glass half empty, but nevertheless is confident that that means it holds at least two shots worth of Grey Goose. Ultimately, a devotee of all things caffeinated, hyphenated and sublimated.

Occupation

Amateur-crastinator

Introduction

Am funny, odd, and distorted. Am Type-A bright: which translated means: know a little about a lot, but have to work for it. Am an irrepressible smaht-ass who does have her moments. And am an ever-hopeful cynic, who sees the glass half empty, but nevertheless is confident that that means it holds at least two shots worth of Grey Goose. Ultimately, a devotee of all things caffeinated, hyphenated and sublimated.

You've written a hit musical! How will you avoid having fame go to your head?

Handstands. My feet have humbly been evading the prying lenses of the paparazzi for years.