Gender	Male
Occupation	Writer
Location	Pagosa Springs, Colorado, United States
Introduction	What to do with a BA in English? sigh If one only knew...
Interests	Writing, Mountain Biking, Fly-fishing, Soccer
Favorite movies	Unleashed, Children of Men, Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy, Man on Fire, Braveheart, Boondock Saints, Iron Man, The Dark Knight, The Lord of the Rings, Equilibrium, Stranger Than Fiction
Favorite music	Paul Oakenfold, The Chemical Brothers, Nickel Creek, Massive Attack, Delerium, Boban Markovic, Sleepthief, The Crystal Method
Favorite books	Heart of Darkness, The Rainbow, Lord of the Rings, Silence, Palace Walk, A Fine Balance, Midnight's Children, Disgrace, House of Spirits, One Hundred Years of Solitude, The Last Report on the Miracles at Little No Horse, Ulysses

That can't really be a fish you're standing on, can it?

Yes, it can. This is my hagfish--mistaken by many to be an umbilical cord. There are many like it, but this one's mine.