Maria Baker

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About me

Gender Female
Industry Arts
Occupation Photographer
Location Ottawa, Ontario, Canada
Introduction I love hot dog carts, sitting by the ocean, smelling fresh cut grass, opening presents, the turning colors of fall and driving with the windows down. I'm learning how to be a mother, a wife, an artist and a business woman. I'd like to say I'm doing it all with grace, but that would be a complete lie and who wants to start off a friendship like that?
Interests Photography, mountain biking, snowboarding, camping, rollerblading, off-road triathlons, adventure racing, writing, reading, art history, beach volleyball
Favorite Movies Shrek, Wizard of Oz, Austin Powers, The Matrix, The Beach, Garden State, Donnie Darko, Mallrats
Favorite Music Tori Amos, Coldplay, Incubus, Pearl Jam, Indigo Girls, Radiohead
Favorite Books Before Women Had Wings, East of Eden, Catcher in the Rye, I Know This Much is True

You're trapped in a well with a goat and a slinky. Describe how you will escape.

It's simple really...I'll cut the slinky in half, strap one to each foot, grab hold of the goat and jump the hell out of there.