About me

Introduction	I like the rules. I think the rules are great. Do I break them? Heck, yes. Does that make me a hypocrite? Nope. Why? Because it doesn't. I am a crazy female. I am jealous and paranoid; a borderline germaphobe; i have self-image issues; i throw hissy fits every 0.00022319 seconds; i attract every commitment-phobic, philanderer, freeloader, pathological liar, and freak within a 10-mile radius; I pee myself at the sight of clothes, purses and shoes; I am OBSESSED with beauty, which is why I slather an inch-thick layer of makeup on my face everyday; and I have a mouth that goes 120 mph. Did I mention that I hate stupid people? No? Ok. I HATE STUPID PEOPLE. I use my tongue like a cleaver. Careful careful...

Introduction

I like the rules. I think the rules are great. Do I break them? Heck, yes. Does that make me a hypocrite? Nope. Why? Because it doesn't. I am a crazy female. I am jealous and paranoid; a borderline germaphobe; i have self-image issues; i throw hissy fits every 0.00022319 seconds; i attract every commitment-phobic, philanderer, freeloader, pathological liar, and freak within a 10-mile radius; I pee myself at the sight of clothes, purses and shoes; I am OBSESSED with beauty, which is why I slather an inch-thick layer of makeup on my face everyday; and I have a mouth that goes 120 mph. Did I mention that I hate stupid people? No? Ok. I HATE STUPID PEOPLE. I use my tongue like a cleaver. Careful careful...