Monkey McWearingChaps
| Industry | Law |
|---|---|
| Occupation | Leech |
| Location | Hades, Hills of Sisyphus |
| Introduction | Nothing distinguishes me other than a contemptible commitment to putting the sass in your frass. monkeyinasuit79@hotmail.com |
| Interests | Navel-gazing, lurking in corners, cheesemaking, hallucinating ill(s)nesses, dressing up like a Hun, pillaging, plundering, hymns, lusting after unobtainable men, Indian Boys, English Boys, Boys with all of their teeth, Boys in Converse, Boys with Beaky Noses, The Undead, The Contents of my Fridge, What's Going on with my Cooter, ferreting out in-grown hairs, de-pelting, bitching about Indian chicks being so hairy, trying to escape fur trappers from Quebec, climbing into the monkey cage at the zoo, falling through life |
| Favorite Movies | The Theatre of the Insane |
| Favorite Music | Oingo Boingo, Depeche Mode, The Cure, The Smiths, Morissey, They Might Be Giants, Urge Overkill, Liz Phair, Aimee Mann, Garbage, Lata Mangeshkar, Asha Bhosle, M.I.A., Nine Inch Nails, Mohammed Rafi, Geeta Dutt, Paul Westerberg, Shamshad Begum, The Replacements, Talking Heads, Sublime, Ted Leo & Pharmacists, Sleater-Kinney, Badly Drawn Boy |
| Favorite Books | Pride and Prejudice, Emma, Midnight's Children, Fingersmith, anything Enid Blyton, A Suitable Boy, Harry Potter, A Handmaid's Tale, 1984, Cold Comfort Farm, Lucia and Mapp, Bhagavad-Gita |
For your birthday, your aunt gave you a maple syrup dispenser shaped like a rooster. Please write her a thank-you note:
It's the sweetest cock I ever did taste, and I've had more than a few in my mouth.