Monkey
My blogs
| Gender | Male |
|---|---|
| Industry | Internet |
| Occupation | Companion, Mischief maker |
| Location | The South, United States |
| Introduction | I'm a cool cat. The coolest cat ever. I live with Mom and the big man in a house where I sleep inside and play outside. I climb trees to get away from the stupid dogs that live in the yard behind us and I am trying to figure out how to stay away from people babies. I have a good life. Mom buys me cat treats and the big man fights and plays with me. |
| Interests | Attacking socks, interupting laundry folding, pulling pages out of the printer before they're done, catching water and staying away from the people babies. |
| Favorite movies | Waterworld, 2000 Leagues Under the Sea, Flipper |
| Favorite music | Foghat, Credence Clearwater Revival |
| Favorite books | Time Life Do It Yourself Home Improvement Books, especially the plumbing editions. |