Sarah
My blogs
| Gender | Female |
|---|---|
| Location | Louisville, KY, United States |
| Introduction | My bathroom isn't clean until the tile bleeds. I cut the fat off of turkey bacon and eat my sandwiches dry; I hate mayo. I live in a world of hyperbole (which is the BEST way to live). I can't shut my mind off- I often find myself counting peoples syllables while they speak and only end when they are divisible by five. Although I never speak curse words, my thoughts are a constant stream of profanity. Seriously, I'm kidding. But not really. |