Porkus Maximus Tex:
| Industry | Government |
|---|---|
| Occupation | Public-Private Partnerships, corporate welfare, tax subsidies, eminent domain land grabs, revolving door lobbying, deregulation, big bailouts, and the manipulation of public policy for personal gain. |
| Introduction | A giant, voracious subspecies of pork-barrel patronage and crony capitalism inhabiting the Lone Star State. Thrives in a climate of apathy, or when ignored by citizens, who are unwittingly consumed. |