Postmaster P.
| Gender | Male |
|---|---|
| Occupation | I lick myself. All day. I also sleep a lot. |
| Location | Seattle, WA |
| Introduction | Write a bio? Are you kidding? I'm too busy licking myself! Hey, quit blocking the beam! Did you put food in my dish yet? Grrr... stupid humans... |
| Interests | sleeping, eating, licking myself, being cute, being in the way, bothering people, getting attention, catnip, hiding, bottle caps |
What's the earliest you've gotten up to watch cartoons and what did you see?
Well, one time, when the human was gone, I turned on the TV and watched Naruto until he came home. It wasn't that early, though.