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Location Midwest, United States
Introduction Sarcasm is just one of the many services I offer. Known to cause toxic shock in lab mice. Sugar-Free, Fat-Free and mostly Content Free ... But I am feeling MUCH better now ...
Interests E85, Green Bay Packers, NFL, Battlestar, TV, Cooking, Games Industry
Favorite Movies History of the World Part I
Favorite Music B.B. King, Green Day, Elvis Costello, Monkees, Mel Torme
Favorite Books Asimov's Foundation Series

Please describe how you could take the peel off an apple all in one go:

With a giant chef's knife and in under 30 seconds, just like Iron Chef Hiroyuki Sakai, because, you know, I am in touch with my inner Iron Chef