Cotton B. Gross
My blogs
| Industry | Law Enforcement or Security |
|---|---|
| Occupation | I "manage" lard |
| Location | Flabston, Lardia, Uzbekistan |
| Introduction | i like lard |
| Interests | lard |
| Favorite movies | Lard:The motion picture, Lard of the rings, Lard: oozing to a theater near you, Godzilla dumps: the video straight to dvd |
| Favorite music | Jigglin' to the oldies!!! |
| Favorite books | Lard of the flies |
When you've got water stuck in your ear, how do you get it out?
I fill it with lard to soothe the fleshwound