Cotton B. Gross
My blogs
Industry | Law Enforcement or Security |
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Occupation | I "manage" lard |
Location | Flabston, Lardia, Uzbekistan |
Introduction | i like lard |
Interests | lard |
Favorite Movies | Lard:The motion picture, Lard of the rings, Lard: oozing to a theater near you, Godzilla dumps: the video straight to dvd |
Favorite Music | Jigglin' to the oldies!!! |
Favorite Books | Lard of the flies |
When you've got water stuck in your ear, how do you get it out?
I fill it with lard to soothe the fleshwound