Karen B
My blogs
| Gender | Female |
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| Location | United States |
| Introduction | I'm occupied with many things. Probably too many things. I say fuck. A lot. If I ask "Does this make my ass look big?" you have every right (and my expectation) to tell me the actual truth. I'm happily married, with children. There are plenty of other things I could tell you, but then I'd have to kill you. Illegitimi non carborundum! |
| Interests | dance, history, crochet, reading, music, photography, sarcasm, innuendo |
| Favorite Movies | A Room With a View, Princess Bride, Real Genius, Lord of the Rings Trilogy, Harry Potter, Monty Python's Holy Grail, Gone With the Wind |
| Favorite Music | Most anything but gangsta rap and most country |
| Favorite Books | Scarlet Letter, Handmaid's Tale, A Room With a View, Lord of the Rings Trilogy, Harry Potter, Jane Eyre, Moll Flanders, Sense and Sensibility, Pride and Prejudice, Emma, Evelina, Firestarter, Carrie, The Stand |
If you were a pirate, how would you avoid laughing when saying 'poop deck'?
I wouldn't. Immature toilet humor is my specialty.