Crystal-Lynn
| Industry | Advertising |
|---|---|
| Occupation | Strategery |
| Location | St. Louis, Missouri, United States |
| Introduction | I believe Power Point is one of the worst inventions ever created. Right up there with nuclear weapons and astroturf on the list of things the world would be better off without. |
| Interests | Things that are pink, things that are shiny, notions, theories, historical what-not |
| Favorite movies | All The President's Men |
| Favorite music | Kinda into pop standards and a little jazz right now |
| Favorite books | Books about presidents, books about bullshit and books about the search for truth |
You've been invited to a fancy ball but the only thing you have to wear is an orange wooly jumper. What shoes do you wear?
Sandals encrusted with pink crystals