The Sarcastic Unicorn
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| Gender | Female |
|---|---|
| Industry | Internet |
| Occupation | Being Awesome |
| Location | Unicornland, United States |
| Introduction | My name is Erica. I am a Neptunian space unicorn that crash landed here in Earth and occupied the first human skin I could find. I must do this to blend in so no one suspects my true motives. My brother is a Martian that is also stuck on Earth. We are both waiting for the day our planets welcome us home. Until then we blog... |
| Interests | Jesus, my husbands, my kids, my family, animals, unicorns, rainbows, skittles, reading, writing, photography, drawing, not cleaning, not ketchup ever, sewing, knitting, loom knitting, music |
| Favorite movies | The Princess Bride,The Dark Crystal, Little Shop of Horrors, Ferris Bueller's Day Off, The Neverending Story, The Goonies, Just about every Johnny Depp movie, |
| Favorite music | There is very little music I don't like. |
| Favorite books | The Bible, Fantasy, Sci-fi, Mystery, Crime Thriller |
You've been invited to a fancy ball but the only thing you have to wear is an orange wooly jumper. What shoes do you wear?
Well, if the only thing I have to wear is an orange woolly jumper then that must mean I don't have any shoes. So, I would be barefoot. Also, I am not going to a ball in prison jumper. I would not go to a ball anyway. This question is dumb.