Dan Schulman

My blogs

Blogs I follow

About me

Gender Male
Industry Student
Occupation Econ Major
Location Brooklyn, New York, United States
Introduction I am a person with a cheerful and optimistic disposition but still cynical and slightly morbid. I am all about honesty, practicality, and efficiency. Where do babies come from? A stork? i think not. Tell the kidlets the truth instead of scarring them for life and costing them thousands of dollars in therapy when they're 40. although it'll probably happen anyway. I am also the person who thinks about what others don't. Like life insurance.
Interests Radio, Board Games. Hiking. Camping, Pitching tents, Jew Camp, Volunteering, Thrills and Chills such as Rollercoasters, Rubberduckies.Spinning dreidels. Cooking. Digging for worms and dinosaurs. People watching from the windows at Whole foods. Putting my creative two-sense in, Obsessing over little things, Looking at the hilarious missed connections on craigslist, reading the obits, and Listening to music at obscene volumes while no one is home. Oh, and reading post-secret on Sundays.
Favorite Movies "You can't dole out the breakthroughs" "Chut up!" "I love the smell of Napalm in the morning"- "I have to return some videotapes" "Private Joker, Do you believe in the Virgin Mary?" "Do you know who I am? I am doctor donut" "Are you not entertained?" "I brought you flours and I want you" "PC Letter load: wtf does that mean?" "This is me at my most masochistic" "This thing must corner like its on rails" I love movies. Absolutely. Kettle-corn popcorn is awesome
Favorite Music Ask me or look at my ipod. There's a wide variety from classical to weird funk to rap to whatever your musical soul desires...including some others who you thought you escaped from.

Sponges and tongues are frequently misspelled. Is it because both are thirsty?

It's because most of the population has not been given the proper infrastructure of education to learn how to spell properly or they cared not to do their 5x each homework assignment when they learned the respective words.