Dead Serious
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| Industry | Education |
|---|---|
| Location | New York, United States |
| Interests | Theoretical Astrophysics, Football |
| Favorite movies | Fandango, Lawn Dogs, Sharky's Machine, Jaws, Diner, Raiders of the Lost Ark, The Thin Blue Line, Altered States, West Side Story, Blow Out, Manhunter, Die Hard, John Carpenter's The Thing, The Shawshank Redemption, Office Space, Frankie and Johnny, Midnight Run, Memphis Belle, Raising Arizona |
| Favorite music | Frank Sinatra, Stan Getz, Counting Crows, Ben Folds, Bobby Darin, Barenaked Ladies, Blossom Dearie, Bill Evans, Dave Brubeck, Vince Guaraldi, Toots Thielemans, The Corrs, John Pizzarelli, Sammy Davis Jr., Peter Gabriel, Pete Yorn |
| Favorite books | Zen & the Art of Motorcycle Maintenance, The Little Prince, Ten Things You Can't Say in America, Catch-22, any good locked-room mysteries, And Then There Were None, Welcome to the Monkey House, The October Country, First Blood (NOT the movie), |
For your birthday, your aunt gave you a maple syrup dispenser shaped like a rooster. Please write her a thank-you note:
Dear Auntie: Thanks for the sticky cock! As you know, it tastes great. At first, I didn't think anything was going to come out, even though I was jiggling it for all I was worth. But then you got in there and really gave it a good banging, and the stuff inside practically flew out. If you come over next Sunday morning for breakfast, I'll pull it out again. DS (oh, man, am I going to hell...)