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| Gender | Female |
|---|---|
| Industry | Maritime |
| Occupation | Pirate Specialist |
| Location | United States |
| Interests | Swashbuckling, looting, pillaging, cross country skiing in the off season |
You can punch a hole in an apple using a straw. How do you think that makes your milkshake feel?
Pretty violated I'm sure. On the other hand, the milkshake is better equipped to handle your sudden straw attack. I mean who hasn't ever lost a battle with their milkshake when using a straw?