Gender	Female
Industry	Non-Profit
Occupation	Outreach worker
Location	Southsea, United Kingdom
Introduction	I devote most of my time to figuring out what the phrase 'keeping it real' actually means. The rest of my time is spent keeping it real.
Interests	Napping, drinking tea, being sassy, developing new and increasingly elaborate procrastination techniques, making a tool of myself in social situations.
Favorite movies	All About Eve, Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind, Annie Hall, Back to the Future, Beetlejuice, Breakfast at Tiffany's, Buffalo 66, Pan's Labyrinth, Mean Girls, Ghostbusters, Cabaret, Harold & Maude, Heathers, The Royal Tenenbaums, The Philadelphia Story, The Graduate, The Way We Were, Wayne's World, Wings of Desire
Favorite music	The B-52's, Prince, Beck, Pixies, Smashing Pumpkins, Violent Femmes, Fiona Apple, Feist, Cat Power, Jeffrey Lewis, White Stripes, Yeah Yeah Yeahs, The Duke Spirit, MGMT, Air, Serge Gainsbourg, Cat Stevens, Billie Holliday, The Shangri-Las
Favorite books	The Outsider, The Virgin Suicides, Middlesex, A Heartbreaking Work of Staggering Genius, 1984, Slaughterhouse 5, The Unbearable Lightness of Being, Love in the Time of Cholera, American Gods, Raise High the Roof Beam Carpenters and Seymour: An Introduction, Brief Interviews with Hideous Men, The Secret History, Sophie's Choice, The Gum Thief, Maus, Goodbye to Berlin

You're trapped in a well with a goat and a slinky. Describe how you will escape.

With great ingenuity.