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Everybody Hates Cleveland

About me

Location	Cleveland, Ohio, United States
Introduction	Born in 1986 and a lifelong Cleveland sports fan, where Joey Belle ruins Halloween, the Burning River fest is taken literally, and Eric Wedge's magically twitching nose. I've seen about as much heartbreak as all the seasons of Real World broke the hearts of the mindless drones watching. The town where sports fans drink the Great Lakes Dortmunder Kool-Aid preseason and call for coaches' heads by Week 3 or Game 25. My thoughts rest here, because it's less painful than them being blood-splattered at the base of the Terminal Tower. Enjoy.

Location

Cleveland, Ohio, United States

Introduction

Born in 1986 and a lifelong Cleveland sports fan, where Joey Belle ruins Halloween, the Burning River fest is taken literally, and Eric Wedge's magically twitching nose. I've seen about as much heartbreak as all the seasons of Real World broke the hearts of the mindless drones watching. The town where sports fans drink the Great Lakes Dortmunder Kool-Aid preseason and call for coaches' heads by Week 3 or Game 25. My thoughts rest here, because it's less painful than them being blood-splattered at the base of the Terminal Tower. Enjoy.